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WE'VE HAD Hacksaw, Fridge and Bullet Bob. We've had the Snake, the Hogs and the Mad Stork We've been from Hollywood to Broadway Joe. We've gone through Too Tall and the Smurfs, Sweetness and the Assassin.
But nobody ever arrived at a Super Bowl with a better handle than Carolina Panthers kick returner Rod Smart, a.k.a. He Hate Me.
It's the best because it means somewhere, some loving couple will have the following Sunday conversation.
Him: Hey, Cuddles, there's Rod Smart—He Hate Me. Remember, from the XFL?
Her: He hates you, Moon Pie?
Him: No, He Hate Me, Precious.
Her: Isn't that what I just said, Muffin?
Him: No, Lambkins.
Her: Wait. Tell me something: Who, exactly, hates you?
Him: Nobody hates me.