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REPUBLICANS
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DEMOCRATS
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Commissioner
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Condi Rice |
Keith Olbermann |
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Headquarters
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Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. |
Burlington, Vt. |
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Official Vehicle
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Hummer |
Prius |
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Majors
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• Charlton Heston Memorial
• Ozone Hole Open
• Ayn Rand Rich Pro--Richer Am |
• San Francisco Very Mixed Four-ball
• Fair Trade Coffee Match Play
• The Entitlement Open |
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New Rules
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Unlimited clubhead size |
Clintons (unlimited mulligans) |
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Course Feature
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Flagsticks replaced by oil derricks |
Fairway wind farms |
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Purse Structure
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1st: $1.4 million*
2nd: $1 million
3rd: $750,000
4th: $500,000
5th and below: $0 |
1st: $5,675
2nd: $5,674
3rd: $5,673
4th: $5,672
5th and below: $5,671 |
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Slogan
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"These Guys Are Good and You're Not, So Suck on It" |
"These Guys Would Be Even Better If They Got a Federal Skills-Development Grant" |
If the PGA Tour were run by the ...
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*100% tax deductible