WHEN I was a
little boy, we lived in a fifth-floor walk-up apartment in New York, and we had
a big old radio on four legs, and there was a crosspiece to hold the legs
together, and I was about eight or nine, and I would crawl under there with a
pillow ... � The memory is worn smooth in the retelling, wrought perfect after
all this time. How much time, 75 years? A little less.... and my head would be
directly underneath the loudspeaker, and it didn't make any difference, the
sporting event. In those days there was only football really, no baseball, but
I could be listening to Georgia-- North Carolina, Texas-Alabama, and here's this
kid in New York curled under a radio and somebody would score a touchdown
...
The delivery is
run-on, of course, the broadcaster's trick for building drama, capturing the
immediacy of the event. Punctuation is avoided, as if the slightest pause would
give the listener enough excuse to tune away.... and the crowd would go bananas
and the roar would come down and it would just engulf me. It was like water out
of a showerhead."
The timbre
remains refreshingly thin, though not fragile, the syrupy tenor as rich as
ever, the cadences doing as much of the work as the actual vocabulary. How many
generations have gone to sleep to that sugary soundtrack? Almost 60 years in a
Dodgers
radio booth, the last 50 in Los Angeles, starting in the Coliseum, but
mostly in Chavez Ravine. Speaking of the Coliseum: Back in '58, when the
Dodgers moved to Los Angeles and had to play in that converted football
stadium, anyone sitting 80, maybe 90 rows from the field couldn't tell the
difference between a squeeze bunt and a grand slam. The transistor radio had
just been invented, so fans could summon that soothing voice, and it would
issue from thousands of little speakers, aisle to aisle, foul pole to foul
pole, an odd and reverberating ambience that became a given. Just part of
living in the Southland, echoing here and there, from the valleys to the beach
even, like the sound of surf, or something.
In a city that is
predicated on transience, that celebrates change so famously, there is little
room for local institutions. Who would want to do something, the same one
thing, for half a century? Somebody without ambition, that's who. Or without
the talent to skip town altogether and go national. There is no patience for
the parochial, the small-time, the stay-in-place, not in Los Angeles. If the
Brown Derby had really meant to last, it would have franchised.
But here's Vin
Scully, age 80, at least one more year on his contract, as suspiciously
carrot-topped as the day in 1949 that Red Barber discovered him ("Red
Skelton just called," Vin's somewhat excitable Irish mom told him), still
calling games (most of them, anyway), not just a comforting presence or a relic
but a professional reassurance, always finding the lyric to the singsong music
of the night. It's gotten to the point, the man having stitched together all
those seasons, all by himself, that when you say Dodgers, you really mean Vin
Scully. Who else? Gary Sheffield? Not even Sandy Koufax.
How do you
explain this endurance, this identification? He can't, won't. "I haven't
done anything," he says, drawing the distinction (which many of his
colleagues ignore) between the principals and himself. "I'm just sitting
there." He's gotten this far without so much as a catchphrase; often he has
disappeared from the action entirely. His first big call was Game 7 of the 1955
World Series, lefty Johnny Podres beating the New York Yankees. "Reese
throwing to Hodges," he intoned. "Ladies and gentlemen, the Brooklyn
Dodgers are the champions of the world." A long silence followed, lest he
break down crying on air. (He was young then, and these boys were his boys.)
Subsequent silences, for which he has become well-known, have been more
purposeful, less emotional. "To this day," he says, "what I've
always tried to do is call the play as quickly as I can, and then shut up, not
only for the benefit of the listener but for my own joy of hearing the crowd
roar." After Hank Aaron's historic blast in '74, he said, "It is
gone," and simply let that roar wash, coast to coast, an aural vacuum other
announcers would have found unforgivable. The moment didn't require
comment.
SOMEONE WAS smart
enough to transcribe Scully's ninth-inning call of Koufax's perfect game in
1965—just an example—in all its press-box poetry. Every paragraph is seeded
with drama ("A lot of people in the ballpark are starting to see the
pitches with their hearts"), bringing you to the edge of your seat ("He
is one out away from the promised land, and Harvey Kuenn is coming up"). It
was literature, all right, miraculously appropriate to the moment. ("Swung
on and missed, strike two! It is 9:46 p.m.") Someone clocked him, too; he
remained silent for 38 seconds after Kuenn fanned for the final out.
Of course, that
wasn't the only humdinger. There was Kirk Gibson's shambling pinch-hit
appearance in the opener of the 1988 World Series, set up when Scully ordered
the NBC cameras to pan the Dodgers' dugout before the bottom of the ninth.
("Well, the man who's been there for the Dodgers all season, Kirk Gibson,
is not in the dugout and will not be there for them tonight.") Gibson, iced
up in the clubhouse, suddenly inflamed, and you know what happens next. After
the game, Scully went down to then owner Peter O'Malley's box and realized all
he could do was pace, goose-bumped.
But baseball
being what it is, there have been astonishing stretches of tedium between
humdingers, and this is the time that Scully, no color man for him, reveals his
genius. He has been mocked, playfully, for his on-air erudition, lobbing some
show-tune verse, a bit of Shakespeare, a fact so hopelessly irrelevant that you
can almost see the fans in Dodger Stadium, earbuds in place, craning to look up
into his booth: What the hell?
Seeing a rather
remarkable hairdo, recently, he welcomed the player into the game like this:
"What, ho! What, ho! What men are these, who wear their sideburns like
parentheses?" That, like the Koufax call, off the top of his head.
Occasionally, though, you can hear the clunk of the ol' Internet search
engine—he has always been an early adopter when it comes to technology, going
back to his college days, when he had a personal telegrapher as a stringer for
The New York Times
—explaining that a 6'11" reliever is not actually the
tallest man who ever lived, but that Robert Wadlow, at 8'11", was, and that
he died of an infection and his coffin was pretty damn big. He's just filling
time, amusing himself. "Two balls, two strikes, two outs, bottom of the
ninth."