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HEAVYWEIGHTS
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TEAM
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AVG. WEIGHT
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1. WHITE SOX
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226.6
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275-pounder Bobby Jenks (above) and A.J.
Pierzynski (240) are no AAA battery |
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2. RANGERS
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217.0
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Have an MLB-high 14 players who weigh 220
or more |
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3. DIAMONDBACKS
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215.8
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P Jon Rauch (290) tied for MLB's heaviest
player; P Juan Cruz (145) is the lightest |
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4. BREWERS
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215.4
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CC Sabathia (290), Prince Fielder (270)
and Seth McClung (250) bring the bulk |
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5. YANKEES
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215.2
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Pinstripes aren't slimming for P Chris
Britton (275) |
WHEN Hurricane
Katrina bore down on Plaquemines Parish three years ago, Port Sulphur (La.)
High coach Cyril Crutchfield Jr. was too absorbed in preparations for a game
with archrival Belle Chasse to evacuate. Hours after the storm made landfall,
while marooned atop the bleachers of the school gym as floodwater crested the
rims on the backboards, Crutchfield made a vow: Lord, get me out alive and I'll
never stay for a storm again.
Thus begins The
Hurricanes, by
New York Times
sportswriter Jer� Longman (PublicAffairs, $26),
which is the richest, most engrossing treatment of high school football and
community since
Friday Night Lights
. Longman conveys the pride of place felt by
a people determined to live where and how they always have, marbling his story
with science (without extensive coastal restoration, Plaquemines won't likely
last this century) and history (as recently as the 1980s, the parish's
segregationist political machine enforced Jim Crow; there was a high school for
white kids, another for black kids, a third for everyone else). And Longman
limns the folkways of bayou life, from "coonin' for oysters" to
"slap-yo-momma" food—stuff so good, locals say, it makes you want to
hit your mother upside the head.
Crutchfield may
have survived Katrina, but Port Sulphur High didn't. Nearby communities Buras
and Boothville- Venice lost their schools too and, after a year's absence, the
three reemerged as South Plaquemines High, with Crutchfield as coach, a gumbo
of kids who had left, then returned to the parish as players, and the new
nickname of Hurricanes. In 2006, with no stadium, hot lunch program, locker
room or weight room, the Hurricanes endured daily 60-mile bus to a practice
field and still won five of seven games. But they lost to Belle Chasse, the
largely white and well-to-do Class 4-A school at the upper end of the parish.
Last year, even as they won an unlikely and inspiring state 1-A title, the
13--2 Hurricanes lost again to Belle Chasse. Longman's book ends with a South
Plaq player wondering aloud during this year's spring practice, "You think
we gonna beat Belle Chasse?"
The answer will
have to wait. Just before Gustav lashed lower Plaquemines 10 days ago,
Crutchfield was again preparing for Belle Chasse, when he made good on his
promise to God and lit out for Baton Rouge; the game was later canceled because
of flooding—even while Ike loomed as a potential threat. South Plaquemines,
with 16 starters back from its title team, including quarterback Ridge Turner,
might have rued the missed opportunity to beat its nemesis. Instead Crutchfield
considered that his school had reopened within a week and that his team had
survived Gustav intact. He told SI last week, "I'd say we received a
blessing from the Lord."
The Skinny on
Heavy Hitters
TVS AND
elementary-schoolers aren't the only things getting bigger. In 1972 the average
major leaguer weighed 186 pounds; this year he's 209. Pound for pound, which
are the best teams? Here are the heaviest and lightest (based on the 25-man
rosters of Aug. 31). The first-place White Sox are living large, while the
struggling—and svelte—A's can't carry their weight.
[This article
contains a table. Please see hardcopy of magazine or PDF.]
[This article
contains a table. Please see hardcopy of magazine or PDF.]