NOBODY WANTS to
talk about it out loud. Oh, sure, speaking strictly on background and not for
attribution, baseball insiders are willing to fill my notebook with educated
guesses and opinions, to let loose like Holbrook in the parking garage. But ask
someone to go on the record about an issue this sensitive, and you can forget
about it. Nobody wanted to tell me how tall Boston second baseman Dustin
Pedroia really is.
He's not 5'9".
We can start there. The Red Sox officially list Pedroia at 5'9", but he's
probably not 5'8" or 5'7" either. When one of my anonymous sources
suggested that Pedroia is shorter than the famously diminutive Fred Patek—who
at 5'5" is the shortest man to play everyday baseball in the last 40 or so
years—I thought the source was getting a bit carried away. But Peep Throat was
pretty insistent, saying, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you how
short."
As a lifelong
short guy myself, I wish the Red Sox and everyone else would celebrate
Pedroia's proportions, and not just because of his 6-for-11, two-home-run
outburst in the first three games of the ALCS (page 38). He's a powerful
offensive player, an action-figure idol for all those kids who hear in class
that they could play handball against the curb and must look up to look down.
This year Pedroia hit .326, cracked 17 homers, stole 20 bases while getting
caught once, and scored a league-leading 118 runs. He was the AL's Rookie of
the Year last year, and there's a good chance he'll be this season's MVP.
But this issue, as
most things are, is bigger than Pedroia. Baseball, like O. Henry, can tell a
short story. In the 1970s it had Patek, of course, as well as Joe Morgan
(5'7") with his famous elbow flap, Larvell (Sugar Bear) Blanks (5'8"),
Glenn Hubbard (5'7") and Walt (No Neck) Williams, who, to be fair, would
have been two or three inches taller than his listed 5'6" had it not been
for the aforementioned lack of neck. And before them it had Scooter Rizzuto and
Pee Wee Reese. The great thing about those players was that they did not hide
from their lack of height. They embraced it. "I never saw my size as a
disadvantage," says Hall of Famer Morgan, probably the greatest short
player in history. "It was the opposite. I thought it made people
underestimate me."
Baseball people
have not exactly underestimated Pedroia—he was, after all, a second-round pick
in 2004 who signed for more than a half-million dollars, and he played in only
270 minor league games before getting called up for good—but they certainly
made assumptions about him. When you're small, you can be only one kind of
player—scrappy—and the label is hard to shake. "He's a little scrappy
dude," Rays statuesque 6'4" starter James Shields told the St.
Petersburg Times before the ALCS. "He's a little guy, but he's got a big
heart."
Scrappy is a great
and knotty baseball word that goes back to the late 19th century. It might have
originated with the 1880s ballplayer John (Scrappy) Carroll. Not much is known
about Scrappy Carroll, except that he was listed at 5'7" and hit .171 in
his brief career. After him, small players who mostly could not hit would
forever be called scrappy. Billy Martin was the essence of scrappy, hitting
.257 for his career and punching out anyone who mentioned it. Diamondbacks
shortstop David Eckstein (5'6") hits for a better average than most
scrappers (.284), but he has the rest of the act down—low strikeouts, no power,
lots of sacrifice bunts and on every grounder he fields, he looks as if he'll
throw his arm out trying to get the ball to first. Mark Lemke (5'9") was a
second baseman for the Braves who gained brief fame for hitting .417 with three
triples in his first World Series, in 1991. But being scrappy, Lemke hit .238
with zero triples or homers in his other three Series.
The thing is,
Pedroia is no more scrappy than he is 5'9". He led the majors in hits (213)
and doubles (54). To focus on Pedroia's hustle, his will, his intensity, his
pluck, his feistiness, his grit, his moxie, his fighting spirit—in short, his
presumed scrappiness—is to miss the point. "He plays like he's Frank
Howard," says Royals general manager Dayton Moore, who is also not 5'9"
and is the closest thing to a scrappy baseball executive. "Look, it isn't
about trying harder," Moore explains. "People at the local Wal-Mart
will come out and have a desire to play. You have to have great ability to play
this game. Dustin has great ability."
In fact, Pedroia
seems to have created his own archetype, the allegedly scrappy guy who plays as
if he's 6'7". For a while now there has been a war raging between baseball
men who talk about the value of the scrapper ("Eckstein has one
extraordinary tool—his brain," said Angels manager Mike Scioscia) and
statistical analysts who point out inconvenient numbers (Eckstein has a
lifetime .361 slugging percentage, which is dreadful). Pedroia bridges the gap
between the scrappers and the sluggers. He does all those things managers,
executives and fans love—competes hard every day, gives you good at bats, gets
the uniform dirty, comes through in the clutch and plays with that arrogance
that scouts admire. He also does a lot of things that show up in the stats: He
gets on base, hits with some power, scores runs and so on. That pair of home
runs he hit in Game 2 against the Rays last Saturday? They equaled Eckstein's
total for all of 2008.
So there is no
need to protect Pedroia, to nervously deflect the question or go off the record
when a guy like me—a guy who is not 5'9" and who has seen the top of
Pedroia's head—asks about the man's height. Pedroia, who has been listed as
5'9" going back to his days at Arizona State, is no more helpful. If you
ask how tall he is, he'll smile and say, "How tall do you think I
am?"
The correct answer
is, he's as tall as he needs to be. And that's on the record.