Just My Type

VS: Those are the towels they give us in the locker room. Maybe they need to change that.

DP: How did you find out?

VS: After the game, on the bus to the airport, one of my teammates, [tight end] Jeff Dugan, showed me a picture someone had sent him.

DP: Already?

VS: Within an hour it was all over the place.

DP: How many messages on your cellphone?

VS: Very quickly I had forty-something or fifty-something messages. I didn't realize it was going to get this big. I guess people are looking for excitement somewhere.

DP: What kind of nickname can I use for you on TV?

VS: They call me Shank.

DP: I was going to call you the Junkman because your junk was on national TV, but I thought I'd better ask first, to see if it's O.K. with you.