In fairness the Bulgarians did pull their goalie kinda early
In a qualifying match for the 2010 Olympics, Slovakia's women's ice hockey team defeated Bulgaria 82--0.
On the plus side, Keanu Reeves's production company snapped up the film rights
Fans of the Argentine soccer team Chacarita were so desperate to get to a game on time that they hijacked two buses and forced the drivers at knifepoint to go faster.
Funny, Yankees fans recognize these symptoms each September
Third baseman Alex Rodriguez's wife, Cynthia, told the YES network last spring that her husband passed out during the birth of their first daughter: "In between pushing I'm going, 'Honey, are you O.K.' One nurse had a cold cloth on his head. The other nurse had the blood pressure on his arm. And my mother was rubbing his back."
And, at mile 125, he can see dead people
"When I get to mile 75 of a 150-mile race and I'm completely trashed," ultramarathoner David Goggins told
, "that's the only way I can see what David Goggins is all about."
The waitress said it was par for the course
John Daly, a two-time majors winner, was found drunk and unconscious outside a Hooters.