You Can't Make This Stuff Up

From now on, he's playing it safe and rooting for the Sacramento NBA team

An 18-year-old Moroccan was arrested for "disrespect for the kingdom's national motto." The motto is God, Homeland and the King, but Yassine Belassal wrote, "God, Homeland and Bar�a" on a school chalkboard, expressing his fondness for soccer's FC Barcelona. (He received a one-year suspended sentence.)

No fowl, no harm

An Ohio court ruled that the Double A Dayton Dragons were not liable for injuries suffered by a fan who was struck by a foul ball while watching the antics of the San Diego chicken.

And both are capable at any moment of spontaneous combustion

Asked his value in the free-agent market after he helped lead the Dodgers to the postseason, slugger Manny Ramirez gleefully remarked, "Gas is up and so am I."

So much for that bit about keeping the doctor away

Bulls rookie Derrick Rose needed 10 stitches after cutting his forearm on a knife he had used to slice an apple in his bed.

You should see his bill at the Fancy Man store

In a lawsuit filed in Chicago, the clothing store Casual Male alleges that Knicks center Eddy Curry ran up a tab of more than $41,000. Two years later it remains unpaid.