Swimsuit Issue 2009

I am a police officer, and on a recent Wednesday afternoon I pulled over a speeding teenager. He explained, "Sorry, sir. I was trying to beat my dad to our mailbox. The Swimsuit Issue comes out today!" I let him off with a warning.
Ricky Thurman, Schnecksville, Pa.

I must be getting old. The only thing that aroused my interest was Cintia Dicker's freckles (right).
Bob Youngerman, Brevard, N.C.