KRAMER: It's about a little boy in a hospital. I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits.
PAUL O'NEILL: Sure, I could help you there.
KRAMER: Sure, well, I promised you would hit him two home runs.
O'NEILL: Say what?
KRAMER: You know. A couple of dingers.
O'NEILL: You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home runs?
KRAMER: Yeah. Well, no good?
O'NEILL: Yeah, that's no good. It's terrible. You don't hit home runs like that. It's hard to hit home runs. And where the heck did you get two from?
KRAMER: Two is better than one.
—scene from Seinfeld