Game Plan

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Opening Day
It's Opening Night, actually, as the world champion Phillies host the Braves on ESPN's Sunday Night Baseball. For the show's 20th season there will be a change—a third man in the booth. Former Mets general manager Steve Phillips will join longtime play-by-play man Jon Miller and analyst (sort of) Joe Morgan, the first regular company for the pair. Let the opinions fly!

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The Rocket That Fell to Earth
In this well-crafted bio, author Jeff Pearlman (Boys Will Be Boys) digs deep into Roger Clemens's rep as a Texas-bred flamethrower, devoted family man and dedicated teammate. Pearlman, an SI.com contributor, produces a rich character study, revealing a complex figure ultimately undone by the ambition that made him great.

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For Triple Crown season
Two major Kentucky Derby prep races go off this Saturday: the Wood Memorial in New York and the Santa Anita Derby in Arcadia, Calif. There's no clear Derby favorite yet, but one colt to watch is I Want Revenge, a winner by 8½ lengths in last month's Gotham Stakes. Plus, his rider is a reality TV star. Joe Talamo, 19, appears on the Animal Planet series Jockeys.

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Hamburger heaven
Who says the age of excess is over? Last week the Class A West Michigan Whitecaps in Grand Rapids announced a new item on their stadium menu: the Fifth Third Burger, a $20, 4,800-calorie colossus with five 1/3-pound patties, five slices of cheese, a cup of chili, salsa and corn chips on a one-pound sesame roll. Anyone who eats it all gets a T-shirt.

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Eternal love for your team
A T-shirt? Whitecaps fans who finish that burger may be more in need of a product made by Eternal Image, based 135 miles to the east, in Farmington Hills, Mich. The company produces caskets and urns adorned with the colors and logos of a fan's—or ex-fan's—favorite major league club. Think of them as the ultimate luxury boxes for those who live and die by their teams.

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