@Rorsmcilroy Only hole poulter hit it past me was on a par 3!!!!
@Richbeem No golf channel ... national geo is way more fun anyways!
@themichellewie: 3 words to describe @thechristinakim oh. Dear. Lord. Love her to death even though she called me gangely and a giraffe haha
@ianjamespoulter i guess [the USGA members] were all bored sitting around that table drinking coffee and smoking cigars ... get a life let us have fun on the course
The Birdie goes to ... no one!
Worst Decision to Hit SEND
@julietagranada So I'm still pissed about the ticket! I was only going 82 mph!!
@Y_E_Yang drinking beer with neighbours, manager getting hammered with fine blended whiskey (johnny blue!)
@themichellewie Just arrived in IL! Saw Julieta at the airport and she kindly told me where I was flying to haha I had no clue! Not so good at details :)
@PGA_JohnDaly [after the manager of his Memphis restaurant was shot in the parking lot] Business is great today been slammed—I don't think people knew I had a restaurant across street from Southwind? or they're just Curious?