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How Tweet It Was!
GEOFF SHACKELFORD
December 14, 2009
The adoption of Twitter by pro golfers has punched a hole in George Plimpton's theory that the smaller the ball, the better the writing. Undaunted, the SI Golf Plus Academy of Tweeting Arts and Sciences intrepidly presents the Birdie Awards for the (unedited!) Tweets of the year
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December 14, 2009

How Tweet It Was!

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@geoffogilvy, to compensate for the inevitable PGA Tour fine his Tweet induced.

Best Handling of Hecklers, Stalkers and Other Loose Cannons

@TheChristinaKim I wonder if some people are subconsciously asking to be blocked? Why can't we post positive things, if even only once a week? :-/

@TheChristinaKim Some guy spent the last twenty minutes standing behind me at the bar smelling me. A girl called him out, so he tried talking to me. Scary!!

@ianjamespoulter please jump out of your own arse and don't insult my intelligence you ignorant, simple, dense little man

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@ianjamespoulter, for clarity of meaning.

Worst Usage

@SophieGustafson I've got these shoes sent to me. Anyone thinks it's a misstake??

@bubbawatson I am glad that's over. I am rusty after month and a half break. Go thing I have already looked my card up for next year! Your welcome

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