Naughty And Nice

—Nov. 27, 2000

Loveland (Colo.) High football coach John Poovey was suspended after his players were found to have smeared their jerseys with Pam nonstick cooking spray to become harder to block and tackle.

—Nov. 12, 2001

George W. Bush

Upon meeting Diamondbacks general manager Joe Garagiola Jr.: "I'm always suspicious of guys who've got a famous father."

—Jan. 7, 2002

Jesse Rogers

Cubs radio broadcaster, while interviewing Chicago reliever Antonio Alfonseca, who has six fingers on each hand: "Were you born that way?"

—April 15, 2002

Michael Vick