Naughty And Nice

Falcons quarterback, on the secret of his success: "I have two weapons—my legs, my arm and my brains."

—Nov. 18, 2002

A woman is suing a Lexington, Ky., surgeon who is a Kentucky sports booster for cauterizing UK onto her uterus before removing it in a hysterectomy.

—Feb. 10, 2003

Brad Miller

Pacers center, on the team's recent struggles: "It's not going to be peaches and gravy all the time."

—March 3, 2003

Mike Heimerdinger

Titans offensive coordinator, on why he has never been a candidate for an NFL head coaching job. "They're looking for big names, not long names."

—Feb. 23, 2004