Dennis Rodman sold his Newport Beach, Calif., home because he felt his neighbors partied too much.
—May 31, 2004
Red Sox manager, on infielder Kevin Youkilis (below), called the Greek God of Walks in the book Moneyball: "I've seen him in the shower, and I wouldn't call him the Greek god of anything."
—Aug. 16, 2004
Steelers backup cornerback, after being given the chance to start in one of the team's exhibition games: "You only get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so many times."
—Sept. 13, 2004
Goodyear paid Pistons guard Richard Hamilton to braid his hair in the tread pattern of one of its tires.
—Feb. 14, 2005