English snooker player Jimmy White legally changed his name to James Brown so he could call himself the Godfather of Snooker.
—Feb. 28, 2005
Mets outfielder, dismissing the problems caused by the sun at Shea Stadium: "The sun has been there for 500, 600 years."
—Aug. 1, 2005
Dodgers outfielder, on his legacy: "I want people to say Milton Bradley was a pretty good ballplayer and a pretty good person. Anybody who is going to stand between me getting there, then they need to be eliminated."
—Sept. 5, 2005
Baylor football coach, on tight games: "Playing close is like showering with your sister. It's no good."