—Nov. 6, 2006
Ducks winger, on hockey's popularity in Anaheim: "It's not like back home in Finland or even Canada, where girls wanted my leftover chicken bones from a meal I ate."
—Nov. 27, 2006
Two Boise, Idaho, skating-rink employees were fired for making a late-night run to a Burger King drive-through in the rink's Zambonis.
—Dec. 4, 2006
Mariners G.M., after Marlins president David Samson criticized the $90 million extension Seattle gave Ichiro Suzuki: "My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is, 'Screw Dave Samson,' then don't say anything at all. So I'm not going to say anything at all."
—July 23, 2007