Dolphins linebacker, before the team's game in London against the Giants: "I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries.... I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot.... I know London Fletcher. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."
—Nov. 5, 2007
Russian tennis player, on the similarities between his homeland and the U.S.: "We both owned Alaska at one point."
—Dec. 17, 2007
Celtics coach, after being asked how long Kevin Garnett would be out with a strained abdominal muscle: "You know Doc's a nickname, correct?"
—Feb. 11, 2008
The oldest living former major leaguer (Werber, who was 100, passed away in 2009), on today's players: "The hair's too long. Their beards are too evident. They're a grubby-looking bunch of caterwaulers."