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- Faces in the CrowdJune 11, 2001
On facing Red Sox pitcher and countryman Daisuke Matsuzaka: "I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
—April 23, 2007
On Seattle's trip to play the Indians: "I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face because I'm lying."
—June 25, 2007
On why he ran out of the baseline to escape a potential rundown: "I hate being touched by other people. I'd rather run away from them."
—Sept. 17, 2007
Explaining to The New York Times his thoughts on the notion that "chicks dig the long ball": "Chicks who dig home runs aren't the ones who appeal to me. I think there's sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I'd rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Every now and then, just to show I can do that too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."
—Sept. 7, 2009