You don't want to be one when Pete Sampras rolls up—so says Andre Agassi (left). The former tennis stars' mic'd-up banter got personal during a charity doubles match in California last Friday. Agassi accused Sampras of being a bad tipper, prompting a peeved Pistol Pete to fire a serve directly at his longtime rival.
Pass the tissues. David Beckham (left) tore his left Achilles tendon while playing for AC Milan on Sunday night. The 34-year-old midfielder was carried off the pitch in tears, knowing that his chance to play in a fourth World Cup for England this summer had instantly evaporated.
Perhaps having been mushed one time too many, Whitey-Lance, a wheel dog for Iditarod'er Justin Savidis, went MIA. "Outside of running around with a steak in his pocket, I don't know what [Justin] can do," Savidis's wife said. A day later a piece of salmon lured the pooch back.
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Between his Sunday antics and his forthcoming turn on Dancing with the Stars, there's enough Ochocinco to go around. Now, someone tell that to VH1. The Bengals wideout has signed on for a summer reality show on which 85 women will vie for his favor.