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Dearth of a (Good) Salesman
March 22, 2010
March Madness brings out the best—but more often the worst—in hoops tie-ins
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March 22, 2010

Dearth Of A (good) Salesman

March Madness brings out the best—but more often the worst—in hoops tie-ins

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Nothing more than a clever title to get you to watch gardening shows

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Zero hoops relevance, but you can use halftime to begin working on that gazebo you've been planning since Lew Alcindor was playing for UCLA [Two cheese balls]

SoBe Lifewater Zero Inhibitions Bracket Challenge

Fill out a bracket for a chance to win $9 million, meet TNT NBA analyst Kenny Smith and former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson (above)

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Ding ding ding—Playboy Playmate alert! (Disclaimer: Upon meeting Wilkinson, your chances are on par with those of, say, Lehigh) [Two cheese balls]

March Madness Hottiegram

Taunt friends with prerecorded, R-rated video e-mails by plugging in recipient's name or nickname (options include "loser" and "fatso") and favorite NCAA team

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