SMOAK
As the Smoke Monster bit the dust on Lost's series finale, the Rangers' Justin Smoak has been monstrously awful. The rookie first baseman had three hits in his last 31 at bats, and his average stood at .165—lower than the .188 that Chris Davis was sporting when Texas called up the phenom to replace him.
MARK CUBAN
The Mavs' owner was fined $100,000 by the NBA for saying that "anybody" would be interested in signing LeBron James, breaking a prohibition on commenting on potential free agents before July 1. Alas, Cuban's comment also applies to Dallas star Dirk Nowitzki, who says he plans to test the market.