As in, Pebble Beach's hell hole, a sheer horror whose impossible-to-hold green—a ball return, really—produced such carnage as Friday's quadruple-bogey nine by Zach Johnson. "The last 100 yards are right out of a Stephen King novel," said Paul Goydos, a quad victim there in February.
Good thing Washington isn't in the AL Central: The Nats lost all six games they played last week, against Detroit and Chicago, wasting not only Strasburg's effort but also a seven-strikeout outing by second-year righty J.D. Martin. Said manager Jim Riggleman (left), "We're sticking together, though."