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The Sound and the Fury
June 28, 2010
Vuvuzelas: heirloom or plague? What? We can't hear you!
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June 28, 2010

The Sound And The Fury

Vuvuzelas: heirloom or plague? What? We can't hear you!

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Are vuvuzelas the new soundtrack of soccer? Or just a brain-straining buzz? The omnipresent plastic horns, indigenous to South African football (the name is believed to have come from Zulu tribes), have sent World Cup viewers into a tizzy. But does the vuvuzela deserve such vitriol? Let's hear both sides.


They honor tradition.

Declared South African organizing committee spokesman Rich Mkhondo, "This is a world event hosted by South Africa. As our guests, please embrace our culture and the way we celebrate." Imagine if they'd banned Biergartens in Germany in 2006.

If you can't beat 'em, bleat 'em!

Here in the States last Saturday, the Marlins gave out 15,000 blowers to fans at Sun Life Stadium. "It's not like it's going to distract us or anything," said Florida catcher Brett Hayes. "As long as we don't kick the ball around or start heading the ball. That would be bad."

Vuvuzelas drown everything out.

What, because of the buzz you can't hear the Brits belting out the cacophony of wanker-related rhymes? Or the 10 million Olé, Olé chants? We'll blast out a bravo to that!


They're hazardous to our health.

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