As in Nate--who else? Nate Montana, a sophomore walk-on QB and Joe's 20-year-old son, hasn't played for Notre Dame yet but was one of 44 people (and 11 Irish athletes) arrested for underage drinking at a South Bend party last Friday.
"I'm just throwing my name in the hat," Penny Hardaway, 39, said of his desire to join the Heat. Hope it's a Shaq-sized hat: He hasn't suited up in an NBA game since 2007 and hasn't averaged more than 12.0 points in eight years.
Wimbledon champ Serena Williams will miss three tournaments leading up to the U.S. Open after cutting her foot on a broken glass at a restaurant, leaving her plenty of time to design herself some shoes with working soles.
Carlos isn't hot—and the Cubs like it that way. The righty, on the restricted list since a dugout blowup last month, completed anger-management classes and is expected to start a stint in the minors soon. He could return to the Cubs by month's end.