LIKE TO LAUGH?
Like watching sports on TV? Then look no further than The Onion—"America's Finest News Source"—coming to a small screen near you.
, a scripted, half-hour program capturing the absurdity of modern sports coverage will premiere on Comedy Central next month. Anchors Alex Reiser and Mark Shepard (left) will host, providing "in-your-face coverage of hard-hitting sports news stories," with headlines such as "Yankees Build New Vacation Stadium in the Hamptons," and "Michael Vick Getting Confident enough To Do Something Terrible Again." Sounds like a must-see for area sports fans.