And Now, The Bracket Of Brackets

Is your NCAA bracket busted? Join the crowd. March Madness, however, is clearly contagious, and bracket knockoffs abound—albeit some less sporty than others. SI rounded up the best of the rest, along with sample first-round matchups. Which is champion? On this one, you decide.

1 THE SCORE'S TOURNAMENT OF BAD

Sex and the City 2 vs. Brian Wilson's beard

16 THE GOOD MEN PROJECT'S GOOD MEN SWEET 16

Pope Benedict XVI vs. Ban Ki-moon

8 WILD TURKEY AMERICAN HONEY'S MAD MARCHNESS (BEST SONG EVER)

Hey Jude vs. Gimme Shelter

9 ESPN RADIO THE HERD WITH COLIN COWHERD'S BEST ROCK BAND

Rush vs. Styx

4 THEVICTORYFORMATION.COM'S CHOCOLATOLOGY