Stay fantasy fresh with these headline-powered team names
If a lockout's worth of downtime has allowed you extra hours to reconsider your punny, headline-honoring fantasy football-team name, perhaps weigh one of these Google-trend-inspired monikers (harvested on Facebook and at @TheCard using the Twitter hashtag #fantasynames), grouped here by demos.
Capitol Hill interns league: Barack and Tackle; Newt World Order; McMillan's Mustachioed Marauders; Good and Pawlenty; Bachmann-Turner Overdrive; Rick Perry and the Hendersons; Nafissatou's Your Daddy; The Mubarakettes; AA+ Roadside Assistance
TMZ office league: Little Anthony Weiner and the Imperials; All Nate Doggs Go To Heaven; The Wrath of Dominique Strauss-Kahn; The Four Horsemen of the Pending Apocalypse (Time: TBD); Kobe and Turkey on Rye; Casey Anthony and the Sunshine State Band; GryffinDorks; Dinklage-And-Dunk Pass Attack; Pippa Power; The Fascinators; The Green Bay Phone Hackers; Wendi Deng Fever; Second and Seal Team 6; Third and Nevin Shapiro
NFL hardcores' keeper league: Davy Jones's Lockout; Stafford Infections; Hillis Street Blues; Roethlisberger, Animal Style, Hold the Pickles; Le Jersey Leshoure; Shonn-Na-Na; Ixnay on the Heyward-Bey; Forte Ounces to Freedom; It's On Like Ndamukong; Vick in a Box; Taste Dwayne Bowe; Shanahanigans; No Moss; Peter King's Pregame Speech; Cowboys and Ochocincos