KURT: NEVER MIND Jimmie's head—Dude, what's going on in yours?
YOUTUBE DALE JR. fan: Appalling—but *#!&@! entertaining.
MATT KENSETH makes his mark: Offers free tattoos at Talladega, and 17 fans get inked to honor the 17 car's driver.
JOEY LOGANO comes up short when he takes on a three-pound burger on Man v. Food Nation. What, was Tony Stewart busy?
MOST IMPRESSIVE speed of the year? Try Kyle Busch's 128 mph—in a 45 zone. Seriously, man, you're not supposed to take work home.
DARRELL CARTRIP in Pixar's Cars 2: Gotta love those true-to-character catchphrases. "Let's go racin', boys!"
PLANS TO have Snooki wave green flag at Richmond called off. Maybe she wanted to wave unnaturally tan flag?