"THE BEST I can describe is, we were stuck without a date for the prom, so I was just hitting on everyone's mom."
DENNY HAMLIN, on his failed efforts to secure a drafting partner during the Oct. 23 race at Talladega
"IF YOU didn't like that finish, you're crazy. I hope people enjoyed it, because it looked pretty wild through the windshield."
CLINT BOWYER, upon taking second last April at Talladega by .002 of a second and racing four-wide to the finish
"DEAR CLOUDS, I would really like it if you went away so I can practice bump drafting."
DANICA PATRICK, @DanicaPatrick, as rain was canceling practice before the July 1 Nationwide race at Daytona