IT GETS WORSE FOR THE EUROS: BEFORE PONYING UP FOR THE FLIGHT HOME, THE GERMANS WILL MAKE EVERYONE GIVE BACK THE FREE RAIN SUITS.
The U.S., led by an inspiring performance from Phil Mickelson, will win the Ryder Cup.
THE BIG BREAKDOWN?
Kevin Na (right) will get his own reality show on Golf Channel. Each hourlong episode will last 90 minutes.
THUS FORFEITING HIS OPPORTUNITY FOR A ROLE IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IV.
Rickie Fowler (left) will give up and shave his 'stache.
IF BUBBA CAN DO IT ...
After numerous close calls, Sergio García (left) will win the British Open.
DO THEY MAKE RED-WHITE-AND-BLUE FLIP-FLOPS?
After this Ryder Cup, Fred Couples will be named the next U.S. captain.