The serially shirtless swimmer, who raced Prince Harry (while wearing jeans) at a Vegas club over the summer, played a "sex idiot." And he nailed it, bro.
Saturday Night Live
Doesn't just provide fodder for great impressions. His portrayal of ultra-low-energy, neck-bearded colleague Shaquille O'Neal was anything but turrrible.
Played Penny Marshall's boyfriend in a scene that took place in a feminist bookstore called Women & Women First. Expertly delivered first line: "I like bologna too."
The Envelope, Please
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED media writer Richard Deitsch hands out a few awards for excellence (and one for not-so-excellence)
Broadcaster of the Year