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Is This Your Franchise QB?
Paul Pabst
April 29, 2013
PAUL CREWE OR JOHNNY UTAH? AND WHAT ABOUT RIFLEMAN? THE 2013 DRAFT IS SHORT ON QUALITY QBS, BUT HOLLYWOOD IS LOADED WITH THEM. WE HIT THE FILM ROOM—AND YOUTUBE AND NETFLIX—TO SCOUT MOVIEDOM'S TOP SIGNAL-CALLERS
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April 29, 2013

Is This Your Franchise Qb?

PAUL CREWE OR JOHNNY UTAH? AND WHAT ABOUT RIFLEMAN? THE 2013 DRAFT IS SHORT ON QUALITY QBS, BUT HOLLYWOOD IS LOADED WITH THEM. WE HIT THE FILM ROOM—AND YOUTUBE AND NETFLIX—TO SCOUT MOVIEDOM'S TOP SIGNAL-CALLERS

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An even more messed-up Schlichter.

20. JOHNNY WALKER

(Anthony Michael Hall)

Johnny Be Good

Strengths

Survives entire film alongside young, pre-rehab Robert Downey Jr. Past that, none.

Weaknesses

Cocky. Corruptible. Lacks comedic skills. Universally disliked (film has a 0% score at Rotten Tomatoes).

NFL equivalent

None: He'd be ruled ineligible before taking a snap.

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