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Is This Your Franchise QB?
Paul Pabst
April 29, 2013
PAUL CREWE OR JOHNNY UTAH? AND WHAT ABOUT RIFLEMAN? THE 2013 DRAFT IS SHORT ON QUALITY QBS, BUT HOLLYWOOD IS LOADED WITH THEM. WE HIT THE FILM ROOM—AND YOUTUBE AND NETFLIX—TO SCOUT MOVIEDOM'S TOP SIGNAL-CALLERS
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April 29, 2013

Is This Your Franchise Qb?

PAUL CREWE OR JOHNNY UTAH? AND WHAT ABOUT RIFLEMAN? THE 2013 DRAFT IS SHORT ON QUALITY QBS, BUT HOLLYWOOD IS LOADED WITH THEM. WE HIT THE FILM ROOM—AND YOUTUBE AND NETFLIX—TO SCOUT MOVIEDOM'S TOP SIGNAL-CALLERS

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(Sam J. Jones)

Flash Gordon

Strengths

Onetime Jets savior displayed precise arm in dropping Emperor Ming's henchmen. Forward-thinking re: self-promotion (wears "Flash" shirt, even off the field). Protects Earth from evil.

Weaknesses

Romantic two-timing (Dale Arden, Princess Aura) evidence of indecisiveness.

NFL equivalent

Onetime Jets savior Tim Tebow.

3. PAUL CREWE

(Burt Reynolds)

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