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Is This Your Franchise QB?
Paul Pabst
April 29, 2013
PAUL CREWE OR JOHNNY UTAH? AND WHAT ABOUT RIFLEMAN? THE 2013 DRAFT IS SHORT ON QUALITY QBS, BUT HOLLYWOOD IS LOADED WITH THEM. WE HIT THE FILM ROOM—AND YOUTUBE AND NETFLIX—TO SCOUT MOVIEDOM'S TOP SIGNAL-CALLERS
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April 29, 2013

Is This Your Franchise Qb?

PAUL CREWE OR JOHNNY UTAH? AND WHAT ABOUT RIFLEMAN? THE 2013 DRAFT IS SHORT ON QUALITY QBS, BUT HOLLYWOOD IS LOADED WITH THEM. WE HIT THE FILM ROOM—AND YOUTUBE AND NETFLIX—TO SCOUT MOVIEDOM'S TOP SIGNAL-CALLERS

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The Longest Yard (1974)

Strengths

Scrambling. Chest hair. Shows team-building skills in recruiting other cons for Mean Machine. Notoriously accurate, especially when targeting prison guards' private parts.

Weaknesses

History of point shaving is a red flag.

NFL equivalent

Mark Sanchez for looks; Joe Namath for ability; Art Schlichter for the company he keeps.

4. DAVID GREENE

(Brendan Fraser)

School Ties

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