Another baseball date gone horribly wrong. -- Mel, Far West, Utah
Oh great -- now it's the curse of the Bag-Bino! -- Darby, Orlando, Fla.
All the guy wants is his $12 back for Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. -- Brad, Indianapolis
Police step in after the new promotional event, "7th Inning Assault," gets out of hand. -- Charley, Sylvan Lake, Mich.
This is what happens when he proposes via the ballpark scoreboard ... and she says NO! -- Frank, Finks, Md.
"I don't care how many police there are, I've got to get to that bluelight special." -- Joe, Alabama
At least someone is playing defense in Boston. -- George, Atlanta
"She ... Could ... Go ... All ... The ... Way ...... to Mervyn's." -- Howard, Irvine, Calif.
"Stop her! She's getting away with my man purse ... er, I mean my European carryall." -- Jason, Newburyport, Mass.
"Hey, where are the other two Angels when you need them?" -- Jeff, Spokane, Wash.