Conrad's Corner

Kansas City Wizards defender Jimmy Conrad returns for another season contributing to SI.com

Patients,

Please excuse the delay between commentaries. I've been busy.

"Doing what?" you may ask. "Does it matter?" I might reply.

So before we get into an imaginary argument, let's agree on the notion that I'm always hard at work for YOU. Digging into the doldrums of the day to excavate a perspective that YOU can appreciate, that YOU can sink your teeth into.

Now with shovel in hand and my Osh Kosh B'Gosh overalls fitting snugly, I offer up to YOU a relic of quiet distinction, an artifact that YOU have shown great delight in, and a past piece that has served as the cornerstone of my chronicles: the Q&A session with my fellow teammates.

I know, I know. ... YOU've seen it all before, the joke is over, been there done that. Perhaps. And I will admit it was hard to go back to an old standby when there is more untapped creativity left for me to reveal, but have YOU really seen it all? Or have I been letting you see what I wanted you to see?

Exhume,

Dr. Jimmy Conrad

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