Kerry's new fight song: Hail to the Redskins!

Green Bay defeated Washington 28-14 on Sunday. In every Presidential race since 1936, when the Redskins have lost their final home game before Election Day, the incumbent has been defeated. Hmm. Does Dan Snyder have the cap room to pay five Supreme Court judges?

Elsewhere, the Hall of Fame requested the shoes Arizona's Neil Rackers wore to kick three field goals of longer than 50 yards. Rackers' agent convinced him to send the left shoe and a pair of Bill Gramatica's Odor-Eaters.

Congratulations to Carolina WR Muhsin Muhammad, who recently caught his 500th pass. Unfortunately, he is so unknown, they stopped the game and gave the ball to Ricky Proehl

Big deal. Three of the four sutures in Curt Schilling's ankle got full shares.

Help me out here. Technically, does Jeanne Zelasko putting on eyeliner qualify as a "Fox Game Break?"

Azeri finished fifth trying to become the first mare to win the Classic. And what are the odds of this? She was talked into dropping out of the Distaff and entering the race by her husband.

Runway Model finished third in the juvenal fillies. She got off slow because she was throwing up in the gate.

Before you say "Bravo," the deal cancellation was sponsored by Wite-Out.

Elsewhere, Georgia beat Florida 31-24 in the first annual "World's Biggest Lame Duck-tail Party."

It's only five games because the NBA couldn't get his pit bull to roll over completely.