Now where did I put my action figures and beer bottle?!?!? -- Craig, Minnesota
Man, that Miracle-Gro is something else. -- Bobby, Tulsa, Okla.
Am I crazy or has the size of the players been dramatically reduced by the new MLB steroid policy? -- John, New Orleans
The horrifying result of plastic baseball players, a doormat, and 182 mini-beers. -- Jake, Flagstaff, Ariz.
I stole this off of my son's birthday cake. -- Pam, Marion, Iowa
In an effort to win the league MVP, Earl had all his competitors shrunk and glued to his hat. -- Pamedic, Philadelphia
I don't think miniature baseball will catch on as well as miniature golf. -- Charlie, Las Cruces, N.M.
Scientists have invented a hat that displays on the outside, whatever you are thinking inside. -- Dustin, New Palestine, Ind.
A tribute to the famous "beer heard round the head" play. -- Abraham, Chicago
He obviously has a lot on his mind, but a nice cold one seems likely to prevail. -- Greg, San Antonio