Caption This: Reader Responses

I am the Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka of baseball. --Bob, Perlin, N.J.

Magician David Blaine wows Houston fans with his levitating batting stance. --Ed, Philadelphia

Even when I'm sky diving, I can't hit this guys' curveball! --Paul, Piedmont, S.C.

George Costanza gets the Astros to switch to cotton uniforms with shrinking results. --Gordon, Sin City, Ala.

Damn! Forgot my parachute again. --Steve, Arlington Heights, Ill.

The showboating that takes place as players step into the batting box has gone way too far. --Andrew, Green Bay. Wis.

Darn, forgot my cape! --Ryan, Waltham, Mass.

I bow down to the Cardinals for winning the divison in mid-September. --Eric, Fairfax, Va.

What else can you do when the pitch comes right at your ankles? --Tony, Grand Rapids, Mich.

Charles Gipson drops to his knees as he apologizes to Roger Clemens for lack of run support. --Dave, Fort Worth, Texas