Caption This: Reader Responses

How did I get in the painting of sports stars as children? And why do I still look my age? -- Brad, Green Bay, Wisc.

Ohhhh, the temptation to spit some tobacco juice on these little Cardinals is overwhelming. -- Jeff, Chesapeake, Va.

Grandpa! Why are you staring at my friend like that? -- Michael, Columbiana, Ala.

There was an uncomfortable silence when Phil Garner finally realized he wasn't talking to the real Albert Pujols and Jim Edmunds. -- Josh, Philadelphia

Al! Jim! What happened? You shrunk! -- Joseph, New Bedford, Mass.

That anti-steroid cream has gone a bit too far in the other direction. -- Albert, Bend, Ore.

I must be getting older. These players are looking more and more like kids everyday. -- Tom, Alabama

Is someone available to bat cleanup this weekend? My team can't score any runs. -- Ken, Scranton, Pa.

Steroids? Yes, I done steroids my whole baseball career. Birthday? I'll be 29 next week. You boys run along now, ya hear? -- Brian, Mesa, Ariz.

HEY!! they said we were going to meet Mark McGwire not Mark Twain!!! -- Jason, Modesto, Calif.