It was announced today that the Olympics will replace Softball with Siamese Water Polo. --Jason, Grand Rapids, Mich.
In the sequel to Stuck On You, the girls try their hands at Water Polo. --Josh, Fairfield, Conn.
In an attempt to intimidate her opponent, "Iron Michelle" borrows a move from Mike Tyson. --Tim, Carlyle, Ill.
Cathy gets caught peaking while playing Marco Polo, and Wendy takes strong exception. --Marybeth, Metuchen, N.J.
Mark Teixiera, what are you doing here? --Charles, Arlington, Texas
She passes so well it's like she has eyes in the back of her head. --John, Asbury Park, N.J.
Water polo as a sport has struggled to accommodate it's first two-headed, four-armed player. --Rick, Baltimore, Md.
The number one reason why Luther Vandross or Barry White songs are not played during competition. --DJ, Malden, Mass.
Unfortunately, being only a head and arm caused her water polo career to drown out. --Todd, Pelican Rapids, Minn.
I knew taking a dip in the East River wasn't the best of ideas! --Tyler, New York City