The doctor is out ... of the loop

Although he has yet to be cleared by the Eagles medical staff for the Super Bowl, Terrell Owens says he will play, claiming his ankle has healed "spiritually." I'm sorry. I won't be convinced until they remove both screws and the collection plate.

Did I read this right last week? In the original lineup, Terrell's spot was supposed to filled by John Madden

The night before the AFC championship, Pats QB Tom Brady had a 103 fever. He was so sick, he had to take babes intravenously.

Janet Jackson will attend attorney Willie Gary's celebrity scholarship party in Jacksonville the night before the Super Bowl. What's the scholarship, four years through seamstress school?

Ms. Jackson will be there. However, her left breast is still out on tour.

Of course, in 1979, they were still known as the Bullets and had the backing of the NRA

Sales of Kobe Bryant's jersey have dropped out of the Top 50. It's serious. Last week, Mr. Blackwell named Kobe to his annual list of worst-dressed acquittals.

Rockets All-Star Tracy McGrady is being sued after his pet rottweiler bit the nose off a man working at his house. Many thought the vicious animal should have been put to sleep, but Tracy took all the shots.

Lleyton Hewitt was seeking to become the first Australian man to win his country's Open in 29 years. If you know your tennis history, in 1976, unseeded Mark Edmondson won the title over Helen Reddy.

This would require two bulldozers, or four less than it took to move Sammy Sosa's contract to Baltimore