Adding a dude ranch to the Astrodome seems to be working out quite nicely. -- Janet, Boston, Ma.
Good game guys, but this is my last -- since we're eliminated, I've decided to join the rodeo. -- Harsh, Chicago, Il.
I stole that 9th inning streaker's one article of clothing. -- Paul, Murphy, Va.
The sun in left is brutal. --Mark, Mobile, Al.
Only in Texas, sigh. -- Brian, Mesa, Az.
What happened? You lose a bet? -- Barry, Novato, Ca.
Who let Kenny Chesney on the team? -- Chris, Williamsburg, Va. He knew vacation was coming early this season. -- Matt, San Antonio, Tx.
Houston, we have a hat problem. -- Robert, Ann Arbor, Mi.
Bum Phillips is my great uncle. -- Lianne, Spokane, Wa.
Eric Bruntlett is allowed to wear his whoop-ass hat only because the Astros beat the Cardinals 18-1. -- Bradley, Huntsville, Al.