No, you're a hockey puck! -- Rolando, Garland, Texas
What the puck is this? -- Chris, Philadelphia, Pa.
No one told them the zamboni would be the stick. -- Guy, Seattle, Wash.
Man, Dancing with the Stars has really hit rock bottom. -- Kent, Boise, Idaho
See what a hockey rink and a lot of beer leads to. -- Bill, Buffalo, Mo.
It was the classic match: the curling stones vs. hockey pucks. -- Maulvi, Trenton, Del.
New York City Puckettes get off to a slippery start. -- Tim, Cypress, Texas
Historians believe that the collapse of American civilization coincides with this event. -- Bob, Nome, Ark.
The NHL's solution to lessen the fighting and violence on the ice. -- Sanoj, Sugar Land, Texas
If only hockey could garner so much enthusiasm from the fans. -- Joel, Grand Rapids, Mich.