Caption This: Reader Responses

Addams family member Thing signed an NBA contract, but was later disqualified after admitting to consuming massive amounts of HGH (hand growth hormone). -- Chris, Pitman, N.J.

This is the best hand I have seen since George Costanza. -- Kurt, Horsham, Pa.

Talk to the hand. -- Steve, Scarborough, Maine

Shaq's walking around minus a hand. -- Mark, Kan, Ala.

Uh-oh, this hand is purple. Isn't that a "gay" color? Hide it, before Hardaway see's it! -- Kent, Boise, Idaho

Grape Ape attempts to make his mark on the festivities in Vegas. -- Craig, Burlingame, Calif.

Is this an ad for Space Jam 2? -- Mark, Castle Rock, Colo.

Soon to replace the torch atop the Statue of Liberty. -- Michael, Baltimore, Md.

No wonder Shaq didn't like the new ball, it's bigger than his ego. -- Jim, Erving, Mass.

Tim Hardaway also came out against playing with any big handed purple people. -- Joan, Minneapolis, Minn.