02/21/07 Dear Diary: Bill once again helps perpetuate the argument that golf is not a "real" sport. -- Martin, Clayton, N.C.
Caddyshack III? -- Morgen, Cary, N.C.
And that's a two stroke penalty for the hat. -- Mike, Havre, Mont.
So Bill, how long have you had this burning desire to be Minnie Pearl? -- Garry, Carlsbad, Calif.
Bill Murray does his best impression of Queen Elizabeth. -- Matt, American Fork, Utah
I finally got you, Mr. Gopher. -- Peter, Charlottesville, Va.
Bill did you say you're taking a nine? Is that your score, or how many years since you have been funny? -- Ty, Fort Collins, Colo.
The thought of Tim Hardaway catching me wearing this hat sends chills up my spine! -- Mike, Columbia, S.C.
Deep breath. That gopher will go away soon. -- Brent, Calgary, Ala.
It's all in the hat. Write that down. -- Kurt, Appleton, Wis.