Super Bowl MVP: The Dream

Scenarios, some more dreamy than others, in which the following could win the MVP award.

Eli's bummin'. He's just hurt his shoulder. Fear not, it's...the Hefty Lefty! The Pillsbury Throwboy! J-Load! And all those nicknames Lorenzen had at Kentucky, where he once weighed 322. A svelte 285 now, he sits in the pocket as Seau and Bruschi bounce off him. The left-hander, an XLII-sized Tim T-Bone, barrels in from the 1 at the gun to win it!