Bill Buckner

"I CAN beat Oprah !" chef Bobby Flay boasted last week. Those would be fighting words if the host of the Food Network's Boy Meets Grill was talking Nielsen ratings, but Flay was promising to beat the talk-show...

Sox-ual Healing

So the Sportsmen of the Year are the 2004 Boston Red Sox? Big freakin' beans. You want to know who deserves the Sportsman urn more?

He was a UPS truck of a man, 6'4", maybe 250 pounds, 55 years old, with a chin you could use to crack open coconuts.

I cannot look at a story on Phil Mickelson's failure to win a major golf tournament without wanting to pluck out my eyes, plunge them repeatedly into a tee box ball washer and screw them, squeaking, back into their...